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gray-man body, just the right configuration for a spy, an infiltrator, an assassin—astral projection at the moment of conception: a shapeshifter, able to pass as male or female, white-skinned but with the ability to easily tan and with access to the magic of Veracruz via my invisible brown DNA, not standing out in terms of beauty or athleticism, able to blend in this evil society, this soulless spiritual marketplace, to go unnoticed, able to disappear, able to use wit to navigate troubled waters and get myself out of sticky jams.

Photo by Antonio Milian

I BEAMED INTO THE PERFECT

September 4, 2025

But perfection is a process. It’s the journey, not the destination, making perfection itself imperfect. Once again: Both/And, not Either/Or on full display. So it’s an imprecise process. You can’t engineer a body but instead you choose one based on your requirements and mine were: 1) the ability to assume aliases and alter-egos, to disguise myself, 2) to infiltrate the halls of power and plant the seeds of its undoing, seeds which now grow into vines which penetrate the mortar of power’s foundations and will cause its edifices to crumble.

Los Angeles
April 26, 2023

Tags fiction, fantasy, los angeles
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I never really thought all that much about this town.

I always had more of an affinity with New York, a New York that doesn’t exist anymore if it ever did, a fantastic Calvinoesque city that only exists in memory, the New York of the late ‘70s and early ‘80s, when punk rock and No Wave were alive and the streets of Times Square were dirty and dotted with porno theatres, a place where you’d want to wear all black all the time.

Affinities

September 4, 2025

L.A. meant the Beach Boys and Annette Funicello and the Beverly Hillbillies and bleached blondes and burnouts, beaded curtains and cults and other crazies. But there was always the taco connection, the Cheech and Chong of it all, the lowriders and the surf guitars, the Kenneth Angers and the rumors of the secret rituals that kept it all afloat. There was another side. Mystery, in other words.

Turns out there are many sides to Los Angeles. It’s a vast urban sprawl, a collection of cities that overlap and contrast with one another. There’s extreme wealth—around 50 billionaires live here, including some suit named “Jose Feliciano,” (and no, he’s not the good Jose Feliciano, the guy who gave us “Feliz Navidad,” he’s a private equity billionaire) and excepting fake smart guy edgelord idol Elon Musk, who left town and lives in Texas now—and there’s also extreme poverty and homelessness. There’s Chinatown and Little Tokyo and Koreatown and Highland Park and Boyle Heights and Hollywood and Venice Beach and the little old ladies from Pasadena and lots of others I haven’t had the time to see on this trip.

But the only thing that has truly shocked me this week is how friendly the people of Los Angeles have been toward me. Being from the south, I never bought into the idea of southern hospitality. But this isn’t supposed to be another tirade against the town where I live and have never felt at home. It’s supposed to be in praise of the town I’m visiting. So I’ll quit by saying that I love it here in California, and that I feel at home and at ease here in ways I’ve never felt back in South Carolina and Texas.

Los Angeles
April 30, 2023

Tags los angeles, travel, travelogue, california
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